A few of you out there in Heartbeatland will know of Carrical reso Nick. Nick is a special and unique individual who is greatly loved by all who encounter him. He loves his heavy metal bands (good man Nick!) and also loves sporting the most offensive of heavy metal band t-shirts – including the now infamous Cannibal Corpse t-shirt which shows many decapitated heads less than elegantly displayed on poles. Charming!

The table is now set for the story. Nick turned up yesterday to the Sunday morning service at Hawthorn West Baptist Church (wearing an offensive t-shirt but not the Cannibal Corpse one)

Prior to the service Nick mentioned the following to the chap who brought him along:

‘God?!  Yeah. I saw God once. I climbed up a tree and knocked myself out. I saw a light and heard some Enya shit playing in the background!!’  Profound!!